Hey There Cthulhu!

Hoy toca colgar un tema que me ha llegado al alma. Por lo visto ya circulaba desde hace bastante tiempo por youtube, pero es lo que tiene una vida con una conexión a internet precaria: se te pasan más cosas de la cuenta. Se trata de una versión de la canción Hey There Delilah grupo de pop-rock estadounidense Plain White T's.

El artista se llama Eben Brooks. Con ustedes Hey There Cthulhu:

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Hey there Chthulhu down there in your sunken city

You're a billion light-years distant and the stars look very pretty

From R'lyeh

So close and yet so far away. Ia Iay.

Chthulhu fuh-TAH-gun, or is that Chthulhu fuh-TINE?

I can never quite remember 'cause I'm not in my right minds

Since I met you

No one corrupts the way you do. You know it's true

(Chorus)

Oh, it's what you'll do to me

Oh, and all humanity

Oh, you'll rise up from the sea

Oh, kill everyone slowly

Except the one's like me

Hey there Chthulhu, I've been studying your gospel

The Necronomicon, it gives me nightmares something awful

Where I see

The death of all reality. It fills me with glee

So when the stars are right, you'll come and do your worst

But that's okay because I know you'll eat the cultists like me first

When you get here

I know that day is drawing near. I have no fear

(Chorus)

A billion light-years seems so far

Below the sea, beyond the stars

Of these humans' putrid souls you'll drink your fill

The fools will all make fun of me

But I'll just laugh maniacally

'Cause no one's ever suffered like they will

Chthulhu, I can promise you

That by the time this cult gets through

The world will never ever be the same!

Praise your dark name!

Phn'glui mglw'nafh Chthulhu R'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn

Boy, that's really quite a mouthful, can't quite cram it in my noggin

Not today

I try to say it anyway

I feel my soul being to fray

Still I await that frabjous day

Chthulhu calay!

(Chorus)

Oh, kill everyone but me

Everyone but me

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